dad having a difficult time with gertrude
[ID: a screenshot of a text. a video thumbnail shows a cat with her tongue out shredding a napkin, accompanied by the message: "bitch my napkin."]
james the canvas
i understand you guys now. like i get it
I feel like this is even better when you know that the context is that they've just seem three spectral hags emerge from the fog to recite a prophecy of doom that mentions Captain Kirk by name.
adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself
me, desperately: can we please get something done?!
my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA
Ah, a classic.
Everybody sings little songs to their pets about how cute they are but my dog can’t hear shit I just be singing booming dwarven chants right in her face and she’s so happy about it
I forgot that the cat can hear shit